Please tell me:
- Why does my coffee pot always pee when I pour it?
- How come when you know something is really hot and you are going to burn your mouth, you always eat it anyway?
- Why is that I can save my document 100 times in a row but the one time I don't, a power surge hits and I lose my changes.
- Why are 4 way stops so retarded? "Go ahead" "No you go" "No you..." "Seriously GO!" "Ok, I'll go" "Wait, why are you going??? I thought you said I could go???" "ok fine you SOB, YOU GO"
- Why do I always run into someone I know in the grocery store or Target when I look like crap?
- Why at work does it seem like the toilet paper roll always runs out on just me? Same goes for the paper towels and the water cooler.
- Why do my cats take a shit the VERY second I clean it out?
- Why am I procrastinating when I should be working?
Later update: Just to prove my point...not even an HOUR after I post this I go to visit the little girl's room and this is what I find:
Why ask why?