Please tell me:
- Why does my coffee pot always pee when I pour it?
- How come when you know something is really hot and you are going to burn your mouth, you always eat it anyway?
- Why is that I can save my document 100 times in a row but the one time I don't, a power surge hits and I lose my changes.
- Why are 4 way stops so retarded? "Go ahead" "No you go" "No you..." "Seriously GO!" "Ok, I'll go" "Wait, why are you going??? I thought you said I could go???" "ok fine you SOB, YOU GO"
- Why do I always run into someone I know in the grocery store or Target when I look like crap?
- Why at work does it seem like the toilet paper roll always runs out on just me? Same goes for the paper towels and the water cooler.
- Why do my cats take a shit the VERY second I clean it out?
- Why am I procrastinating when I should be working?
Later update: Just to prove my point...not even an HOUR after I post this I go to visit the little girl's room and this is what I find:
Why ask why?
5 comments:
Ah, my dear. All very good quetions.
#1. It clearly has bladder control issues. There are plenty of good medications out there now...look into them
#2 Because we are insane. definition of insanity being something like knowing the result of an action and yet continuing to take said action over and over and over again
#3 Your computer hates you
#4 To help us confront our road rage issues with therapists who are clearly to blame for the 4 way stops in the first place...vicious circle...
#5 The gods are making fun of you
#6 Your coworkers are making fun of you
#7 You have VERY prisy cats and they too are making fun of you
#8 You are a slacker, much like me...oh no, wait...I'm unemployed I am a "sanctioned slacker" which is marginally better than just a slacker.
Have a great 8/8/08!
I burn my mouth every time on a microwave pizza - but will I chomp right into it again the next time I make it - YEP! And then I wont be able to taste it once again because the roof of my mouth is dangling with skin! Sometimes we never learn!
Love Deb's answers!
I really think this is God's way of testing us. Either that or he just wants a good laugh! :)
ditto, especially #4
#7 - silly, because they like to go where it is clean!
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