Thursday, October 16, 2008

Mr P said it was him or the cat. Dang, I miss him!

I have a confession. One of my three (yea, yea) cats is batshit crazy. She's coo-coo for cocoa puffs crazy. She snorts, and sniffs, grunts and growls, and will bite if you rub her in the wrong way. I could go on and on but you smell what I'm steppin' in right?? I have NO idea how she ended up like this, because when she was a kitten she was totally normal. No, I did not abuse her in anyway - she's so spoiled rotten it's ridiculous.

But you see, Mr. P. has been determined to make friends with her. It's almost like it hurt his feelings when she growled at him. I tried to tell him that it was never going to work. I kept getting comments like this:

"but I don't understand...why doesn't she like me??"

"I'm gonna bring her treats everytime I come over and maybe then she 'll like me."

"If she sees me petting and holding the other cat, you think that'll help???"

"What if you brought her over to my house for a few days?? Maybe she'd get used to me."

Yesterday, she full on tried to attack him. I almost peed from laughing so hard. Ok, maybe I did just little bit.

Today, he emailed me a recipe for "cat stew." I think he's officially done trying to make friends.



















16 comments:

Shannon said...

LOL! "A" for effort, Mr. P and a take-out menu from China One for cat stew...just kiddin'!
Steve would have kicked that cat to the curb, day one. Remember him and Maggie??

A True Heart Girl in Jersey said...

omg.....she's my cat's sister!!!!! i will post a photo just for you to see!

Deb said...

ROFLMAO!! Cat stew! That poor man. Tell him he can accidently let them out...you know, by accident (*wink wink*)

Carolina Girl said...

Deb, shame shame! I told him if she "accidently" gets out then the tires on his truck would "accidently" get slashed.Ha Ha. She's awful, but I've had her for 10 years. She's like my feline body guard. LOL

Penny Lane said...

That's hilarious. I wish guys would try that hard to make friends with my dog! Well, she likes everyone because she's a dog...but they should try to be besties! Mr. P is a sweetheart.

Katie said...

I'm totally scared of cats, but that story is hilarious =) Have a great weekend!

J'Ollie Primitives said...

Poor Mr. P. Tell him to dab some tuna behind his ears and come on over....she might like his ears...for dinner.

Blue-Eyed Bride said...

cats freak me out.

but mr. p is hilarious. i hope he and the kitty work it out soon!

Moe Wanchuk said...

Please tell me that he's NOT afraid of a 7 pound cat?????

Rick said...

As they say, "People don't own cats. Cats own people."

Penny Lane said...

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Hollie said...

Cat's can be so strange at times!
My cat in college was awesome but didn't prefer a few of my friends.
They have the gift of discernment!ha!

A True Heart Girl in Jersey said...

girly,YEAH!!!!! you're in! i need you! you don't realize it but you're an encouragement to me! yes, you are! carton and all! let me know if you want the countdown clock html for your own blog. it isn't required...lol.....you can make your own!

SITS Girls said...

Look at her...so innocently cleaning the claws that will rip his eyes out.

::kacy:: said...

cats are such wonderful creatures :) i have wayyyy too many!

::kacy:: said...

it is also funny because i have 2 cats just like that. (out of 6 LOL) BABY and my FERG and they are crazy. and if someone can't accept the cats, they can get out. they are both nuts. baby likes to run into the walls and he is also a pyromaniac. he enjoys dipping his head and tail into candles. the family then smells the wonderful aroma of burning cat fur. lol fergie likes to break everything. hahaha don't u love cats!?? i couldn't live without em