Meet Just a Girl, my good friend and college roomie! If anyone knows my dirty laundry, and I mean that literally, it's this girl. We were living together at the College of Charleston when she met her now-husband and now they have a beautiful little girl Savannah. (Gotta love the name!)
Anyhooters, I'll let her give ya'll the goods...
"Alright ladies, I need your help. First of all, I want to give a shout out to CG for letting me guest post, because I am trying to be berry,berry sneaky (Mr. Deeds, anyone?).
Here's the deal - I've had a blog for about a year now, but I never let my husband, Steve see it. It's my place to rant and be myself and I don't want him giving me a hard time about anything I write. I'm not being inapporpriate, so I don't have anything to hide, I just don't want him nosing around. However, he has found my blog, as I suspected, and I want to bust him. How do I know? He's in Singapore for work and what-do-you-know?! I had a hit on Feedjit traffic map from SINGAPORE! So, here's what I'm thinking...
1. I write a post asking about the "lurkers" - you know who you are! I could ask about the people visiting my blog. "I see I have people from Oklahoma, Maine and Singapore. Oh, hi Steve."
2. I write a post pretending to be pregnant, but I don't know how to tell my husband. Then when he gets home I don't say a word. This one could be really fun but really a little cruel.
3. I write a post prentending that I went out on some wild night on the town. No one-night stand or anything, but something festive!
4. I write a post pretending that I spent a load of money and worry what my husband will think. If you knew my hubby, you'd know that this would really hit him where it hurts!
So, if you don't mind, leave a comment voting on option 1, 2, 3 or 4. Because afterall, what's revenge if it's not fun?!?
Shannon"
Me being devious me, I have a few other suggestions. Does he have any other prized possessions? You could mention that you accidently broke something of his and you are scared to tell him. Or you could say that you lost Savannah in Wal-Mart yesterday and that you haven't see her since - ok, a little far fetched on that one. Ooh! Ooh! An ex lover is in town and wants to meet up for dinner and drinks! Should you or shouldn't you...hmmm....
Oh and before ya'll go thinking we're being mean and picking on ole Steve, trust me. He can take it.
So many evil tricks, so little time...(now let's just hope he doesn't read MY blog...)
13 comments:
funny! ya'll are gonna get into so much trouble! But it's hilarious!
I vote for #1 or the one about being preggo.
hah!
#4. if you know it's gonna get him where it counts!
bad girls!
I gotta say, I'd go for # 4, too, or the broken whatever, fishing rod, flat screen TV, or perhaps a great big scratch along the side of his favorite car/truck/motorcycle...
Funny how I didn't want my husband to know about my blog either; he saw the title over my shoulder when he walked into the office one night... and the other day he mentioned it at his sister's house...
I don't want them to know about it!
(At least not 'til I go back and check to see what I've written... And trust me, it's rather tame compared to a lot of them out there!)
Oh yeah, CG! I like the one about the ex-boyfirend in town, too. Let's make that option #5!
well if you two aren't TRYING to get preggers, I would used that one. If you are then no cause that would be too cruel.
If not that one, then I would use the "I broke something really important to him and don't know what to do" plan.
Good luck and I can't wait to see the outcome of this one!!!
There are many good ideas here!
I like #2 because I almost did that myself on April Fool's day.
Also...is there something house related you could do? Like you guys are disagreeing on something going on in your house and you can say you've used the opportunity of his absence to make implement your decision.
Or...you can write a meme of 10 embarassing things your husband does...and #1 could be reads your blog without telling you.
So many ideas...so many ideas...
Knowing Steve I would have to go with #4, saying maybe you had oked a large house related something that he would have never allowed and you just could not resist the chance while he was gone, after all you were "dying" to do ___ to the ___. I can not wait to see this unfold!! As funny as preggers would be, the pocket would hurt oh so much more!!
That's too funny. I could vote for #4. I would hate if you did the pregnant thing & he got excited & then he'd be crushed when he found out you weren't. Money is something that hits men....I like that one!!!
let us know how it goes - that is hilarious!!!
I love your headline and your "about me" part...way to go girl!!! Being single can be fabulous, I am a pro at it!!
I vote for #1 too :)
LOVE the idea. Go with #4. It's not too mean but still hits him where it hurts.
I'm with the peanut gallery on this one. #4 for sure! Hilarious!
Just so everyone else didn't think I left you hjangin'- I choose #4. Here's the link
http://shannon-justagirl.blogspot.com/2008/10/house-update-part-ii.html
So how did it turn out?
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