Today I have a guest blogger who is about to do something hilariously funny. Play a good ole fashion prank on her good ole (adorable yet yankee) hubby. I still think she should have named her blog GRITS & GRIN (girl raised in the south and Guy raised in the north).
Meet Just a Girl, my good friend and college roomie! If anyone knows my dirty laundry, and I mean that literally, it's this girl. We were living together at the College of Charleston when she met her now-husband and now they have a beautiful little girl Savannah. (Gotta love the name!)
Anyhooters, I'll let her give ya'll the goods...
"Alright ladies, I need your help. First of all, I want to give a shout out to CG for letting me guest post, because I am trying to be berry,berry sneaky (Mr. Deeds, anyone?).
Here's the deal - I've had a blog for about a year now, but I never let my husband, Steve see it. It's my place to rant and be myself and I don't want him giving me a hard time about anything I write. I'm not being inapporpriate, so I don't have anything to hide, I just don't want him nosing around. However, he has found my blog, as I suspected, and I want to bust him. How do I know? He's in Singapore for work and what-do-you-know?! I had a hit on Feedjit traffic map from SINGAPORE! So, here's what I'm thinking...
1. I write a post asking about the "lurkers" - you know who you are! I could ask about the people visiting my blog. "I see I have people from Oklahoma, Maine and Singapore. Oh, hi Steve."
2. I write a post pretending to be pregnant, but I don't know how to tell my husband. Then when he gets home I don't say a word. This one could be really fun but really a little cruel.
3. I write a post prentending that I went out on some wild night on the town. No one-night stand or anything, but something festive!
4. I write a post pretending that I spent a load of money and worry what my husband will think. If you knew my hubby, you'd know that this would really hit him where it hurts!
So, if you don't mind, leave a comment voting on option 1, 2, 3 or 4. Because afterall, what's revenge if it's not fun?!?
Me being devious me, I have a few other suggestions. Does he have any other prized possessions? You could mention that you accidently broke something of his and you are scared to tell him. Or you could say that you lost Savannah in Wal-Mart yesterday and that you haven't see her since - ok, a little far fetched on that one. Ooh! Ooh! An ex lover is in town and wants to meet up for dinner and drinks! Should you or shouldn't you...hmmm....
Oh and before ya'll go thinking we're being mean and picking on ole Steve, trust me. He can take it.
So many evil tricks, so little time...(now let's just hope he doesn't read MY blog...)